Martian Monster Side Tear Checks

Meet Bob

We doubt our Martian Monster Side Tear Checks will give you alien angst, but they will give you a reason to laugh every time you open your checkbook!

They feature a blue blob (let's call him Bob), a serious case of red eye, a two-headed dragon and a sizable striped slug! Judging by those teeth it's a good thing our astronaut wore boots! He really should've put on long pants, too, since Mars is the coldest of the inner planets!

But we won't bore you with astronomical anomalies. It's sufficient to say your new Martian Monster Side Tear Checks will crack you up every time you write one.

Plus, they're a great value because they won't rip in the wrong place when you separate them from the pad. So don't delay -- personalize yours today!