Scary Skull Side Tear Checks

Down on the Body Farm

Body farms are places where forensic scientists let donated corpses rot in their own good time, so post-mortem pursuits like determining the time and place of death can be more precise.

How does the adage go? Oh, yes... it's a dirty job but someone's got to do it. Looks like someone's tending a body farm right here at CheckAdvantage, doesn't it?

Thankfully, our designers know what people like, and they tell us skulls are hot. Thus, we're pleased (we think!) to introduce Scary Skull Side Tear Checks and matching Scary Skull Address Labels!

Seriously, we hope our artist had more fun creating this gory design than we're having describing it! It's just morbid!

Of course, that's why you clicked through in the first place, isn't it? So don't delay -- personalize both disturbing products for yourself right away!